My Christmas List

I'm bored and in the mood to blog. Those two things can be a bad combination, but I won't do one of my famous rants. Instead, I will blog my Christmas list. I should hope for peace on earth and all that lovely stuff, but we know that ain't gonna happen, so will be realistic. For the most part. I would like a new president and Sentae majority leader. And a new VP also.......


1) a full time job

2) my own place, or at least out of my parents' place

3) A hippopotamus
4) a slimmer waist

5) the Talley Trio's new CD

6) A snuggie

7) Sarah Palin's new book

8) Sarah Palin for president

9) a date with Ann Coulter

10) a cruise to the Bahamas

11) a sword like Peter had in the Narnia movies

12) Mario games for my Wii

13) the energy of a young kid

14) a new friend

15) a cure for baldness

16) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

17) another battery charger for my Wii remotes

18) another niece or nephew

19) a hat that would look cool on me

20) lower gas prices

21) a new car

22) meeting George W Bush

23) meeting Sarah Palin

24) meeting an honest Democrat who is conservative and actually cares about our freedoms

25) a trip to Indiana to visit my friends

26) a life

27) a place to belong

28) meeting Ann Coulter

29) chocolate

30) a green, snowless winter

31) Sarah Palin for my mother-in-law

32) Wii Sports Resort

33) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

34) a house sitting job in a warm climate

35) a vacation

36) spray on cologne or body spray

37) shampoo and other hair care products

38) a new bed

39) a recording contract

40) a book deal

41) a new winter jacket

42) more time in my day

43) bourbon chicken from Asian Chao

44) the chance to smack the stupid out of Nancy Pelosi

45) gift certificates

46) $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

47) meeting Karen Kingsbury

48) an end to my depression

49) a skinny gene

50) my own bookstore


Ok, not all of those were serious, obviously, but I entertained myself, at least. :-)